washington, dc

This Valentine’s Day we asked for your best and worst pickup lines and boy did you guys deliver. Below are a few of our favorites—starting with @AndrewJGibbons, our top pick and the winner of a free Uber ride!

Hi my name is Andrew and I can get a black car here in 5 minutes but what are we going to do for 5 minutes? #UberDCLove

— Andrew Gibbons (@AndrewJGibbons) February 15, 2012

@alexpriest @uber_dc “I may not always be reliable on a Saturday night, but I will be there in the morning ;-)” #UberDCLove

— Heather Price (@BeltwayBlondie) February 15, 2012

@Uber_DC Wanna take a ride in my big black…town car? #UberDCLove

— thebestdistress (@thebestdistress) February 15, 2012

“hey stud…I’m only slightly more than the price of a cab” @Uber_DC #UberDCLove

— Heather Price (@BeltwayBlondie) February 15, 2012

Whenever I’m in DC I look to @Uber_DC for a safe comfy ride. I’ll be the little spoon anytime for that kind of service! #UberDCLove

— Tom Jones (@sinkingsurfer) February 15, 2012

“the water and mints aren’t the only things I give for free” @Uber_DC #UberDCLove

— Heather Price (@BeltwayBlondie) February 15, 2012

Do you have any raisins? …No? How about a date? #uberdclove

— Scott Lanford (@ScottLanford) February 15, 2012

Honey how long til your estimated arrival? Cc: @Uber_DC #UberDCLove

— Bradley Beychok (@beychok) February 15, 2012

Hey gurl, do you like surprises? Cause I’m boutsta perform a sting operation on you. #UberDCLove #ArrestUber

— Paul Klein (@ptklein) February 15, 2012

“the nearest ride is 15 min away…..baby I only need 5” @Uber_DC #UberDCLove

— Heather Price (@BeltwayBlondie) February 15, 2012

Thanks for ride home #UberDCLove.Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?? (Wink) twitter.com/lloydxmas88/st…

— Peter Christmas (@lloydxmas88) February 15, 2012

No, this is actually my driver’s driver #UberDCLove

— A.H. (@ahwahoo2006) February 15, 2012

Hey @Uber_DC, how much does a polar bear weigh?Enough to break the ice.I’m Michael. #UberDCLove (courtesy of @DLSachs)

— Michael Kuritzky (@zky) February 15, 2012

@uber_dc Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see. #UberDCLove #GoVols #CheesyPickUpLines

— W. Stephen Anfield (@WStephenAnfield) February 14, 2012

@Uber_DC Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you. #uberdclovetwitpic.com/8jv19o

— elyseindc (@elyseindc) February 14, 2012